Or maybe it’s Mario who is already attached. Maybe Mario is a racist bigot who can’t accept the interracial union of Princess and Koopa? And if we’re sorting through the icky matters of DNA here, despite decades of thinking otherwise, didn’t Super Mario Odyssey and its surprisingly anatomically-correct-humans establish Mario as something other than homo sapien? Didn’t 1996's Super Mario RPG establish the ancestry of Peach as the species of Toad? Maybe Mario just won’t stop meddling in another couple’s relationship. calls Peach "Mama Peach." Peach doesn’t correct him either. There's another theory, ignited by a scene in 2002’s Super Mario Sunshine where Bowser Jnr. Surely it’s about time that Mario and Peach just sat down on a protruding green pipe and talked? But there’s obviously something there – cosmos watching pseudo-princess Rosalina describes Peach as Mario's 'special one' in 2007’s Super Mario Galaxy in 2012’s Paper Mario: Sticker Star, Kersti describes Peach as "the apple of eye". Just ask Popeye and Bluto Peach isn't a prize to be won.
Mario would be a fool to think that means anything more than helping a friend in need out with a problem. Peach needs help and Mario comes a-running. Like many couples at the dysfunctional end of the spectrum, they’re stuck in a cycle, one that’s recycled every time Mr. Principally, the problem seems to be that Mario and Peach have never taken a moment and quantified just what they are to each other. "Like many couples at the dysfunctional end of the spectrum, Mario and Peach are stuck in a cycle."
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